A Mennonite, Catholic, and Lutheran walked into a bar. The Catholic ordered a beer. The Lutheran pulled out a cigarette and began smoking. They both ordered food. After awhile the Catholic asked the Mennonite if he was going to eat. “No,” said the Mennonite, “I’ll eat when I get home.” The Lutheran said, “I guess your faith doesn’t allow you to smoke and drink.” “No,” we’re allowed,” said the Mennonite, “We’re just not permitted to spend money.”
Facebook started a new game today. It’s called “You know you’re a Mennonite when . . .” I hope they don’t think they’ll make any money off it.
Who put pot in my pot pie?