Jokes for Wednesday

Mennonites have thought for years that “march madness” referred to the MCC relief sale.
A Mennonite couple went out to eat at the Olive Garden. They asked the server for the dollar menu.
The post office reported today that they could save money if Mennonites and Amish could pick one spelling for Stoltzfus.
You know you are a Mennonite when you know 5 Earl Martins AND you know how they are all related.

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