Mennonite USA just announced where their 2015 conference will be so those members with horse and buggies will have time to get there.
A Mennonite at the MennoUsa conference in Phoenix was overheard saying “How do they keep these rooms so cold when its so hot outside?” A man answered “That’s air conditioning”. “Is that scriptural?” asked the Mennonite. “I don’t know,” said the other man “but it feels like hell outside so I’m staying inside where its cool!”
“Only Mennonites would pick Phoenix Arizona for a conference in July to save a little bit of money.”
“Why did they have the conference in Arizona? There aren’t any Mennonites in Arizona.” “It was cheap.”